Poor Boy's business card.

Your Card (あんたの名刺, Anta no meishi) is an item that is given to Poor Boy by Mr. Suzuki when you talk to him about the rules of love. It's an orange business card that has Poor Boy's smiling face imprinted on to it. Your Card can also be sold to Mr. Cheapot for 100z and bought at the Train Station kiosk for 100z.

Once the player receives Your Card, it can be traded to above ground residents only in Long Life Town in exchange for their own card (or in Julie's case, picture). Characters exempt from this are the Conductor, the Station Manager. These cards can be shown to other residents to learn more about them, as well as how to kiss them. They can't be sold to Mr. Cheapot.

Below are the list of cards the player can obtain and the dialogues that come up from each resident depending on who's card Poor Boy shows them.

Her Card (Main Girl)[edit | edit source]

(Describe the card here for the visually disabled, please.)

  • Main Girl: “Me? I’m, [Main Girl]. Don’t underestimate me because I'm a girl. I’m gonna live on my own! Independence!”
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is [Main Girl] my patient? Of course she is. I believe she has Yawanur disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who's healthy because I'm a doctor. Ha Ha Ha.”
  • Mr. Cheapot: “She left her parents. Soon she should go home. Her parents are worried.”
  • Batayan: “[Main Girl]? She’s cute. If I were your age, I’d ask her out. Hmmm...”
  • Julie: “[Main Girl]? She is our daughter. I wonder when she is coming home? Maybe she won't be back until she finds herself a husband!? Hah, I hope she won't marry a loser.”
  • Goro: “My proud daughter… She's very...”
  • Policeman: “[Main Girl] is not an ex-convict.”
  • Mrs. Plum: “She’s 14 years old.”
  • Leo: “I heard [Main Girl] left her parents. Are you her boyfriend? Nice. Good to be young.”
  • Michelle: “[Main Girl]? I don't like her. She looks like a fish, she's always sitting on the pipe.”

Dr. Dandy's Card[edit | edit source]

(Description of card.)

  • Dr. Dandy: “Me? Thanks to you I can sleep well now. I don't wake up at night any more. By the way, what is your blood type? I think we can get along very well.”
  • Main Girl: “At night a guy with read* hair comes out from the hospital. Is he a patient?” *(A typo. Meant to be "red".)
  • Mr. Cheapot: “A great doctor, he is. He’ll see you for free.”
  • Batayan: “The other night, I got a stomach ache. Ha ha. I went to the hospital right away, but Dr. Dandy wasn’t there. Where did he go so late at night?. I think it was around 2 or 3am.”
  • Julie: “The doctor at Yabu hospital. [Main Girl] was born at that hospital. She was so cute.”
  • Goro: “He’s a bad doctor… Always says you are sick… Don’t believe any doctors… They get.. Sick too..”
  • Policeman: “Dr. Dandy is not an ex-convict.”
  • Mrs. Plum: “Dr. Dandy? He’s 37 years old.”
  • Leo: “That doctor is confused. Be careful.”
  • Michelle: “Dr. Dandy? I don't like him. He says I'm sick every time I see him. No one gets better with his medicine. Eggplants work better for me.”

Batayan's Card[edit | edit source]

(Description of card.)

  • Batayan: “Me? I'm Batayan. I love music. Sing before eating food. Sing before going to the bathroom. But I can't live without money. Which is more important? Work or hobbies?”
  • Main Girl: “That guy who lives in a trailer? He used to be a rich kid. His dad’s company went bankrupt, and his family fell apart. Life is tough.”
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is Batayan my patient? Of course he is. I believe he has Boj On disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who's healthy because I'm a doctor. Ha Ha Ha.”
  • Mr. Cheapot: “Batayan can play the guitar, I envy. I once practiced guitar myself. F and B minor, I couldn't reach. So I quit.”
  • Julie: “Batayan? He needs to work on his voice a little more… Is he talented? Talent has nothing to do with popularity. It's a tricky business… Either way, he doesn't fit in show business.”
  • Goro: “He is… stupid… He doesn't… understand… work and hobby… hobby is more… important… he should… live on music...”
  • Policeman: “Batayan is not an ex-convict.”
  • Mrs. Plum: “Batayan? He's 30 years old. Hee hee hee.”
  • Leo: ”Batayan? He’s 30 and still doesn't know how to take a bath! Work? Hobby? Whatever. You must know how to take a bath to be recognized.”
  • Michelle: “Batayan? I don't like him. I don't wanna listen to his song while I'm cleaning! Ah. I don't like him.”

Mr. Cheapot's Card[edit | edit source]

(Description of card.)

  • Mr. Cheapot: “I'm Cheapot of the antique shop. If you need money, come sell me something.”
  • Main Girl: “Mr. Cheapot is very nice. I live on his lot without permission, but he doesn’t complain.”
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is Mr. Cheapot my patient? Of course he is. I believe he has Step Evol disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who's healthy because I'm a doctor. Ha Ha Ha.”
  • Batayan: “Mr. Cheapot? You think he’s just a fake antique dealer right? Actually, he has a grand treasure. He might show it to you after the store hours.”
  • Julie: “The chief of my fan club? He sends me some gifts even now. We are getting old...”
  • Goro: “When a theater closed, me and Vin… went to… get an old film… But… my wife...threw it away… My treasure… My film… It was a… legendary film...”
  • Policeman: “Mr. Cheapot is not an ex-convict.”
  • Mrs Plum: “Mr. Cheapot? He’s 55 years old. Hee hee hee."
  • Leo: “Have you listened to any music at his place? A song called “Gold Fish Love”? It was pretty good.”
  • Michelle: “Mr. Cheapot? He is the only good guy here. He sent me eggplants the other day.”

Julie's Photo[edit | edit source]

(Description of photo.)

  • Julie: “I used to be popular, you know? Hee hee hee.”
  • Main Girl: “The other night, I had a scary dream… My mum was put in a trial by chickens. She was sentenced to death. Everyone hates her grilled chicken. No one tries to save her. It was a bad dream.”
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is Julie my patient? Of course she is. I believe she has Nekcihc Dab disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who's healthy because I'm a doctor. Ha Ha Ha.”
  • Mr. Cheapot: “Julie L.O.V.E. Lovely Julie. A big fan of her I used to be. However… her grilled chicken, I don't like. Burnt.”
  • Batayan: “Julie? She used to be a big idol. I want to sing a duet with her someday. But I don't wanna eat her grilled chicken. Its very bad.”
  • Goro: “That's… my wife… when she was young… She was beautiful… Now she loves money. She's hiding… our safe key… She won't… tell me where… By the way… her grilled chicken, is not good… I have… had better grilled chicken before...”
  • Policeman: “Julie is not an ex-convict. By the way her grilled chicken is burnt. I don't like it. It’s not good.”
  • Mrs. Plum: “Julie? She's 41 years old. Hee hee hee. Her grilled chicken is delicious. Easy on my dentures. Hee hee hee.”
  • Leo: “Julie? Yeah, yeah. My friend. But I don't know if I want to eat her grilled chicken. Sometimes raw inside. Honestly, I don't like her grilled chicken.”
  • Michelle: “Julie? I don't like her. Yes, her grilled chicken is good, but she refuses to serve pickled eggplants. I don't like her. Hee hee hee.”

Goro's Card[edit | edit source]

(Description of card.)

  • Goro: “I’m… Goro… I used to be a… Movie director… Now I sell… Sweet potatoes… But… Sweet potatoes are… art, too… People who understand understand...”
  • Main Girl: “My dad? I hate him! My mum is always yelling at him! Weak! I hate my mum who’s always angry, but I hate my dad for being so weak even more!”
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is Goro my patient? Of course he is. I believe he has Knurd disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who is healthy because I'm a doctor."
  • Batayan: “Goro? He used to be a famous movie director. I saw many of his movies when I was a rich kid. I can't join his fan club because I have no money now. But I'm his biggest fan! I adore artists."
  • Mr. Cheapot: “Goro has a film, I think.”
  • Julie: “I wanted to give him a fresh start, so I threw away some of his old stuff. But now he works even less! I can't believe it!”
  • Policeman: “Goro is an ex-convict.”
  • Mrs. Plum: “Goro? He is 50 years old. He used to be a famous movie director in a big city. Now he sells roasted sweet potatoes.”
  • Leo: “Julie’s husband right? They had such a big wedding. They seemed so happy.”
  • Michelle: “Goro? I don’t like him… He should sell roasted eggplants instead.”

Policeman's Card[edit | edit source]

(Description of card.)

  • Policeman: “I'm working hard everyday.”
  • Main Girl: “The crime rate of long life town is very low. So, Policeman is frustrated. Someone needs to commit a crime to solve his problem.”
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is Policeman my patient? Of course he is. I believe he has Toohs Annaw disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who's healthy because I'm a doctor. Ha Ha Ha.”
  • Batayan: “Policeman is dangerous at night. Whether you’re a criminal or not, he’ll shoot you right then and there. He is patrolling from 7:00pm to 3:00am. Hyaaa. I'm scared.”
  • Mr. Cheapot: “According to Policeman, it’s dangerous to walk around at night. I have a guard dog so no problem.”
  • Julie: “Policeman works hard to keep this town a safe place to live. Such a good guy.”
  • Goro: “I’m an ex-convict… I don't like… Policeman.”
  • Mrs. Plum: “Policeman? He is 28 years old.”
  • Leo: “If you do 3 bad things in front of policeman, you'll be arrested. Scary, huh? But if he finds you at night, he’ll shoot you. Even scarier.”
  • Michelle: “Policeman? I don’t like him. Shooting every night! He’s so noisy.”

Mrs. Plum's Card[edit | edit source]

(Description of card.)

  • Mrs. Plum: “I’m Mrs. Plum. I lived too long so I forgot my age already.”
  • Main Girl: “A kid disappeared behind the snack shop. Scary isn't it? My mum told me never to eat” *(Due to a programming error, the end of the dialogue is cut. It can be assumed that she is talking about microgum, as showing Julie microgum will result in her telling a similar story.)
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is Mrs. Plum my patient? Of course, she is. I believe she has Deirub Kcans disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who's healthy because I'm a doctor. Ha Ha Ha.”
  • Batayan: “Mrs. Plum? I think she is 128 years old. Oh, by the way, I looked into the crack behind the snack shop. I saw what looked like a book. I couldn't reach it. Maybe it was a special book. I want to read it haha.”
  • Mr. Cheapot: “Lived too long, Plum has. Everyone thinks she is a goblin. I think she is 90 years old. She just an old lady.”
  • Julie: “This town’s goblin lady. I think she's like 115 years old.”
  • Goro: “Mrs. Plum… she's always been… old… She is 112 years old… this year...”
  • Policeman: “Mrs. Plum is not an ex-convict.”
  • Leo: “Mrs. Plum’s age? I think she is like 100 years old.”
  • Michelle: “Mrs. Plum? I don't like her. The goblin lady, right? She’s like 300 years old… She’s always been old ever since I met her.”

Leo's Card[edit | edit source]

(Description of card.)

  • Leo: “I own Turtle Bath. Thanks.”
  • Main Girl: “Leo? He studied in England once. Did he invite you to his tea party?"
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is Leo my patient? Of course he is. I believe he has Ydob Top disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who's healthy because I'm a doctor. Ha Ha Ha.”
  • Batayan: “He is strict about how to take a bath. He yelled at me once. I didn't think I'd get yelled at like that at my age. I was shocked. After that, I fell in a ditch and a puddle. It was terrible… Ohhhhh? Was it the thing called “water hazard”? That means the fortune teller was right. He's amazing."
  • Mr. Cheapot: “He runs Turtle Bath. If you don't know how to take a bath, he’ll get mad. Be careful, you should.”
  • Julie: “Leo? He’s my friend. By the way, do you take a bath regularly? You have to take it right. First, splash to the right. Then, splash to the left. And, what's next…? I forgot the right order...”
  • Goro: “I was invited… to a tea party… We were supposed to meet in the backyard. Leo was… late… I was bored… I killed some time by kicking his boiler. Stupid, stupid boiler… Then, all of a sudden, the boiler opened… It let me climb up to the chimney.. Do you wanna climb on the chimney…? Don't do it… you'll get hurt....”
  • Policeman: “Leo is not an ex-convict.”
  • Mrs. Plum: “Leo? He’s 41 years old. He’s at Turtle Bath. He found a film can in a trash can lately. He said he doesn't want it, so he’ll give it to someone.”
  • Michelle: “Leo from Turtle Bath? I don't like him. He tells me how to take a bath correctly, but he doesn't take a bath at all.”

Michelle's Card[edit | edit source]

(Description of card.)

  • Michelle: “Me? I'm the only normal person here.”
  • Main Girl: “Maid Michelle? She's cleaning all the time. She's annoying every morning. Keep cleaning your own house!”
  • Dr. Dandy: “Is Michelle my patient? Of course she is. I believe she has Gninaelc disease. Seriously ill. No one is perfectly healthy. I'm the only one who's healthy because I'm a doctor. Ha Ha Ha.”
  • Mr. Cheapot: “Cleaning, she loves. Sometimes [Poor Boy], clean your house, you should. I clean my house every morning.”
  • Batayan: “Honestly, I don't like Michelle… She told me to come over to her place, so I did. I got in big trouble. Ha ha.”
  • Julie: “If she wants to clean so much, I wish she could clean the chicken coop.”
  • Goro: “Michelle told me… to come over… But… I haven't gone yet...”
  • Policeman: “Michelle is not an ex-convict.”
  • Mrs. Plum: “Michelle? She is 29 years old.”
  • Leo: “I was invited to her house a few times. But, you can't just go in there. Push the button at the gate. If you visit her too late, she gets sick. So, I try not to bother her.”
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